Divorce Central

Whoever said lawyers were vultures? Well, without mentioning their name, I have just had forwarded to me an internal memo which has been circulated around a well-known firm of family lawyers saying the following: “Gear up for Monday! It’s time once again to turn those post-Christmas new year blues into little rays of financial sunshine :-)” I kid you not. Right down to the fake little smile. Then after a load of motivational chat about how the credit crunch was already helping business, it ended with: “Oh, and don’t forget, please remember that with the inevitable increase in activity during January, your fee-income target is (as always) 20% higher this month.” I wouldn’t be surprised if they also gave an award for the most number of acrimonious disputes brought through the door. Lawyers, huh? You gotta love ’em.
BabyBarista is a fictional account of a junior barrister written by Tim Kevan. You can buy the latest BabyBarista novel, 'Law and Peace' on Amazon. The cartoons are by Alex Williams, author of The Queen's Counsel Lawyer's Omnibus.







